my dreams
i have been experimenting with documenting my dreams in several different ways ….. most recently i have been writing a simple discription of them along with a little sketch in a notebook of mine ……….
the following dreams are included in this piece ……
1. i dreamt that i peeked through an odd hole in a door and saw my friend Chris who just died dancing gayly in the nude.
2. i dreamt my high school art teacher was serving water and burger king whoppers for a charity benefit, and kept telling me to quit smoking.
3. i dreamt i was traveling through time and landed in a scene where a bunch of indians watched their chief get killed by an arrow held by an indian.
4. i dreamt my black cat had spiders crawling all over him, so he went away for awhile, when he returned he had a baby kitty that was all black just like him.
5. i dreamt that i was frida kahlo, and someone carried me down to a shallow pool of water that had green and yellow and pink sand in it, i was gently touching the sand with my foot as men swirled around me trying to get my attention.
6. i dreamt i was beating up my mother calling her a worthless piece of shit.
7. i dreamt that i was lost in San Francisco trying to get back to the Mosser Hotel and i ran into my twin cousins who were with kenny mckalis, and jason porter …. jason was pissing on a jesus statue and i told him that was stupid, so he turned and peed all over my face instead.
8. i dreamt i was being forced to marry my brother.
9. i dreamt i went to the San Francisco Art Institute and flew a kite as an art piece.
10. i dreamt that an eight year old boy dressed as batman and a man snuck into my bedroom window to try to murder me.
11. i dreamt i was dating an asian man who was in the mofia and killed paula fox, then had her body made into a stone statue.
12. i dreamt i was in an episode of the Dukes of Hazard and they came across a mountain with a river where a bunch of women were living as witches. i was one of the witches and we were very powerful.
13. i dreamt i fell out of a high hotel window in San Fran and landed on a very large piece of machinery and barely held on till it got to the ground, and then i was a hero.
14. i dreamt i was digging in someone’s refrigerator for left overs to feed a very hungry dog.
15. i dreamt i fell in love with a boy who was actually spider man.
16. i dreamt my friend’s daughter had a flower growing in her vagina.
17. i dreamt i was back in college and kept skipping classes and falling behind in my studies.
18. i dreamt i was on the phone with Paula Ignez and she poured splenda into the phone line and it went into my vagina.
19. i dreamt i was watching a young nurse cry, because there was something her boss asked her to perform on a dying patient and she just couldnt do it.
20. i dreamt that i was at a costume party with so many people and i was trying to find tony labat in the crowd and someone told me he was there dressed as a sheep herder.
21. i dreamt that i was caring for someone’s baby and when i fed it , it sufficated and died.
22. i dreamt i was begging phil keeley to have anal sex with me.
23. i dreamt i was running late getting dressed up as a clown and doug velliquette handed me my toothbrush.
24. i dreamt i was having virtual sex with aaron jones.
25. i dreamt i was at a festival in San Fran with Seraph Jordan and Jeanette and someone ran up to me as i was crossing the street and slapped a hallucinary drug on my wrist. instantly the scene turned purple and everything was in slow motion and i had the time of my life !
these dreams are my conceptual self-portraits !